ALL TWILIGHT BOOKS IN ONE POST?! →
(yougottalivetoparty, breakyourlittleheartin2, redhotairballoon, b-l-u-e, soooperfries, penisbutterandjelly)
Book 1.Eddy: Hi
Bella:Yous a vampire!
Eddy: Yuppers! Lets go play baseball.
James: I wana eat bella!
Laurent: (He he, they made me black. ^-^)
Eddy: Mine!
Chase scene!
James: Bite!
Bella: Ahh I’m becoming a vampire!
Eddy: Don’t worry I’ll fu- er suck you!
End.Book 2
Eddy: Bye!
Bella: NOOOOOO!
Jake: Hi I’m a werewolf!
Bella: Yeah!
Other vampire: Eddy’s gona kill em self!
Bella: No! -goes to pizza land- come home eddy!
eddy: Okays.
End.Book 3
Vicky: I’ma kill you!
-vampire+werewolf vs Vampires-
Bella: We win! Yea!
EndBook 4.
Eddy: Lets Get married!
Bells: Okies!
-married + fucking-
Bella: Thats it, I’m a prego.
Eddy: Lets kill it!
-Pop-
Bella: Its out. I’ll name it “The lochness monster!”
Eddy: I’ll call it Nessie!
Cool vampires: She needa die!
Bella: No!
Cool vampires: Okay bye!
Bella: Yea! Happy Ending for everyone!
Jake: I wana fuck your kid.
Endahahahahaha.
Mmkay I like Twilight, but this is relevant and true
(via likealefebvre, thescepticsguidetotwilight)
i couldn’t stop laughing, i don’t hate Twilight, but, this is awesome! haha
*dead
TRUTH.
I couldn’t not reblog it.
‘RPattz dies’ V ‘RPattz lives’ haha. Genius.
pure genius.
